Emma Bulman
On the Prowl is the best new edition to The Tiger's Opinion section on all that relationship drama.
Ring by spring? More like “get sprung before you’re strung.” Here’s a list we’ve compiled of all the things you should probably do before someone puts a ring on it.
Walk alone at night
There’s nothing more erotic than putting your life in fate’s hands.
Watch ‘Interstellar’
It hits different before you have a man in your ear saying, “This is the important part.”
Take up the whole bed
Enjoy the sensation of having a blanket. It won’t last long.
Try something you’ll never admit again
We don’t need details. You know exactly what I mean.
Have a fling with a C-list celebrity
You need someone to tell your kids, “That guy almost became your dad.”
Wake up in the wrong zip code
You never know what crazy nights await you in Central, South Carolina.
Sleep with someone who owns a mattress on the floor
It builds immunity.
Don’t invest in food storage containers
Leftovers won’t exist when you have a human vacuum asking, “You gonna finish that?”
Develop your frontal lobe
This one isn’t a joke.
Test drive the car before you buy it
A direct quote from Bri’s mom.
Bottom line: Before you say “I do,” make sure you’ve said “oops” at least a few times.
Emma Bulman is a senior graphic communications major from Spartanburg, South Carolina. Emma can be reached at [email protected].
Brianne Thomas is a senior world cinema major from Spartanburg, South Carolina. Brianne can be reached at [email protected].