![Clemson United head coach Mike Noonan is so good at his job that the big leagues are now trying to poach him; pictured at the National Championship in December talking with Cristiano Ronaldo, who flew out just to watch him coach.](https://thetigercu.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/cristiano-ronaldo-Photoroom-1.png)
Clemson United coach receives interest from European soccer clubs
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• April 1, 2024
![With the drinking age downtown changed to 18, all Clemson students will be able to indulge in sweet treats downtown.](https://thetigercu.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/id-fak.jpeg)
City police lowers drinking age in downtown bars to 18
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• April 1, 2024
![Clemson head coach Dabo Swinney is ready to use the transfer portal for his program after being against the excessive use throughout his career.](https://thetigercu.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/1tnlpwgYL7rxiecNgdT9H7FNO7sQIutBCku8g0x9-1200x857.jpg)
Dabo is ‘all in’ on the transfer portal
Jose Zarrapoopie, Groupie #8
• April 1, 2024
![Thanks to his petite 6-foot-1, 230-pound frame, running back Phil Mafah has been tabbed as a specialist for the future mens gymnastics team.](https://thetigercu.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/IMG_5585-1-1200x800.jpg)
Clemson announces inaugural men’s gymnastics team
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• April 1, 2024
![Littlejohn Coliseum is set to host the gladiator-style brawl between Clemson and the University of Second Choice.](https://thetigercu.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/emma.jpg)
Coaches gladiator brawl to settle SC rivalry once and for all
Post Malone, Sucks Balls
• April 1, 2024
![Clemson will reinstate the Wendys at 1 Bryan Circle.](https://thetigercu.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/cANylycFz6MSEKNyQAYJdoR70v2f6wRTnxPcwS1R.jpg)
Clemson to bring back on-campus Wendy’s
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• April 1, 2024
![Analysts have been watching the stock market carefully in wake of recent recessions caused by Clemson football.](https://thetigercu.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/0_nEt-TlslcTGgCMqN-Photoroom.png)
Stock market crashes; Clemson football to pay out
Dixie Normous, Sucks Balls
• April 1, 2024
![The first floor has been haunted due to student nightmares of exams and late nights.](https://thetigercu.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/download.jpg)
Cooper Library shut down after Ghostbusters search haunted first floor
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• April 1, 2024
Taylor Swift to join Travis Kelce on visit to Clemson football
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• April 1, 2024
![Shipley knows the sky is the limit for him, leading to his recent decision to flip to the quarterback position.](https://thetigercu.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/Stehn-1243-1200x800.jpg)
Will Shipley redeclares for draft as quarterback
Mike Oxlong, Sucks Balls
• April 1, 2024
![Creating flat land in areas such as the Douthit steps would be a much-appreciated change to campus.](https://thetigercu.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/Screenshot-3.png)
There’s something in these hills, hopefully cement
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• April 1, 2024
![The Tiger is fed up with the complaining of students under the rouse of asking for advice.](https://thetigercu.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/Screenshot-75.png)
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• April 1, 2024
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