Alex G Calerney III Archives

Bowman to be converted to football practice facility

Alex G Calerney III, Ass Shit Editor • March 30, 2023

Head coach Daddy Swindler announced on Friday that Clemson football is taking over Bowman Field and converting it into their newest practice spot. “After a disappointing last couple of seasons, it’s...

USC Satellite Campuses to be renamed after Clemson takeover

Alex G Calerney III, Ass Shit Editor • March 30, 2023

After the announcement of Clemson’s takeover of USC, new names were released for USC’s satellite campuses. USC Upstate will be renamed Clemson: Murderburg; USC Aiken will be renamed Clemson:...

Football tickets to be awarded by GPA

Alex G Calerney III, Ass Shit Editior • March 30, 2023

Big changes are coming to the way student football tickets are awarded for this fall semester, just as has been the case for the past decade.The lottery system will stay; however, entries will now be based...

CUPD installs breathalyzers on Greek Quad

Alex G Calerney III, Ass Shit Editor • March 30, 2023

The Clemson University Police Department recently announced that they would be installing breathalyzers at the entrances to all dorms on the Greek Quad. The dorms’ doors will be equipped with small...

New Park-N-Ride lot at T. Ed Garrison Arena

Alex G Calerney III, Ass Shit Editor • March 30, 2023

Clemson Parking services recently announced that they are building a new remote parking lot at the T. Ed Garrison Arena to alleviate the parking problems caused by the new Bigjohn Arena project. The new...

TimeOutside: Outdoor clocks in Clemson area

Alex G Calerney III, Ass Shit Editor • March 30, 2023

The Clemson area is known for its wonderful outdoor timepieces, and this week we’ll be taking a look at some of the finest examples of public chronometers in the region. Old Main Clock Tower This...

CUPD to rebrand as Paw Patrol

Alex G Calerney III, Ass Shit Editor • March 30, 2023

Clemson University Police Department has announced that they will rebrand as Clemson Paw Patrol into a nicer, gentler image for a force infamous for their MIP brutality. They also stated that all on-duty...

Littlejohn to be expanded to Bigjohn

Alex G Calerney III, Ass Shit Editor • March 30, 2023

Athletic Director Grum Nuff recently announced the expansion of the Littlejohn Coliseum. “After this record-breaking season, we are really excited to build on the work of our great athletes,”...

US Highway 93 to be converted to bike lane

Alex G Calerney III, Ass Shit Editor • March 30, 2023

The city of Clemson announced its latest improvement to the city’s bike infrastructure with the release of plans to convert Old Greenville Highway into a massive bike lane between downtown Clemson...