The University plans to fire all human professors and replace them with AI-powered robots.

This new book is expected to be the hottest seller of the semester.

Johnstone Hall will be demolished immediately after its construction, then reconstructed exactly the same, just shifted four feet to the left.

The Rizzler is expected to bring the boom at CMF when he joins Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande.

Clemson’s Naked Man will help promote public indecency, battery and assault on public transportation as the new United States Secretary of Transportation.

As of March 32, the Clemson Po-po will enforce Transportation Security Administration tactics at the entrance of every bar in downtown Clemson.