This list is my predictions for which “movies” will win a Golden Raspberry, commonly known as a Razzie. The Razzies are the film awards for the worst movies of the year. I am basing these predictions on how the Razzies usually award their worst movies of the year awards. While these are predictions and I cannot claim that they will be accurate, I do know two things: all of these movies are horrible and “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales” is the worst movie ever made. Enjoy.
Worst Screenplay
What I think will win: “Fifty Shades Darker” – Niall Leonard; based from the novel by E. L. James
What should win: “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales” – Jeff Nathanson
Worst Remake, Remake, Rip-off, or Sequel
What I think will win: “Fifty Shades Darker” (Universal Pictures / Focus Features)
What should win: “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales” (Walt Disney Pictures / Jerry Bruckheimer Films)
Worst Screen Combo
What I think will win: Any combination of two characters, two sex toys or two sexual positions – “Fifty Shades Darker”
What should win: Johnny Depp & his worn-out drunk routine – “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales”
Worst Supporting Actress
What I think will win: Sofia Boutella – “The Mummy” as Ahmanet
What should win: Kaya Scodelario – “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales” as Carina Smyth
Worst Supporting Actor
What I think will win: Mel Gibson – “Daddy’s Home 2” as Kurt Mayron
What should win: Javier Bardem – “Mother!” and “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales” as Him and Captain Armando Salazar
Worst Actress
What I think will win: Tyler Perry – “Boo 2! A Madea Halloween” as Mabel “Madea” Simmons
What should win: Tyler Perry – “Boo 2! A Madea Halloween” as Mabel “Madea” Simmons
Worst Actor
What I think will win: Tom Cruise – “The Mummy” as Nick Morton
What should win: Johnny Depp – “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales” as Captain Jack Sparrow
Worst Director
What I think will win: Tony Leonidis – “The Emoji Movie”
What should win: Joachim Rønning and Espen Sandberg – “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales”
Worst Picture
What I think will win: “The Emoji Movie”
What should win: “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales”