On Friday, Dabo Swinney announced that Taylor Swift’s boyfriend will visit Clemson Football to talk to the team. Shortly after, it was announced that Swift would also be joining him on his visit to the Palmetto State.
“Killatrav has had one of the best years of his life,” Swinney said. “From dating Taylor Swift to winning the Super Bowl, he is officially on the map, and I hope our guys can learn something from him.”
In his podcast, Kelce discussed his upcoming visit, saying, “Tay Tay has never been to South Carolina. She hopes it reminds her of the Folklore cabin and wants to find inspiration for a new album she is working on.”
While Killatrav’s exact presentation is still unknown, it is confirmed that he will be doing a crash course presentation on “How You Get The Girl,” where he will guide Clemson football through his friendship bracelet technique.
The football team will make their own friendship bracelets before the couple’s arrival. Swinney also announced that football practice is canceled the week leading up to the visit so that the team can take the time to find their favorite era before Swift’s arrival.
Their exact schedule during the visit is unknown, but if you want to spot Taylor Swift, you can probably find her by The Lakes. This visit is a closed event, and security teams will heavily monitor the couple.
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