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The Kitten should be the only news outlet in the press pool

Lexus Texas, Professional Liar April 1, 2025

The Blue House has recently decided that it should eliminate a number of news outlets reporting on current issues within the country. Amidst this turmoil in the press pool, I believe the Kitten is the...

Clemson forward Sheffy will now move his talents to the football team.

Scheffy to enter landmark in-house transfer portal, handle different balls

Hockey Girl, Ass. Balls Editor April 1, 2025

Clemson basketball star Ian Schieffeline’s name has made waves within the Clemson community recently, but not for the reason you think. Starting in the 2025-26 season, Sheeffeelin will make his Clemson...

The Kitten is clearly the best newspaper in this state. How could I be wrong, with this very official certificate as proof?

From the Dictator’s Desk: The Kitten is South Carolina’s best newspaper

Blockalicious Blockysaurus, Blocky-in-Chief April 1, 2025

You may not realize it yet, but you, dear reader, are currently holding South Carolina’s best newspaper: The Kitten. What makes The Kitten the top newspaper in the state, out of all the other collegiate...

The East High School Wildcats will be coming to town to face the Clemson basketball team after the Tigers' 2024/25 season.

Clemson set to face East High School in postseason scrimmage

Luke Clean Shaven, Ass. Balls Editor April 1, 2025

Clemson University has announced that its men's basketball team will play the East High School Wildcats in a postseason scrimmage. The matchup will showcase a full 40-minute basketball game and many performances...

Clemson lecturer Melly Villy will be taking his talents to Santa Clara, California, next February for the Super Bowl halftime show next season.

Melly Villy set to headline Super Bowl 60 halftime show

Michelangelo, Sucks Balls April 1, 2025

Melly Villy has quickly become an icon in Clemson within the past year — but now he’s hit the mainstream and will be performing at Super Bowl 60 next year in Santa Clara, California. His claim to...

IPTAY has announced that Clemson students will now be ranked for lottery football tickets by state, screwing the whole state of New Jersey.

Football lottery tickets to be based on home state

Popstarpepe, Balls Reporter April 1, 2025

In a shocking move, IPTAY has announced that Clemson football tickets for the upcoming season will be distributed based solely on students' hometowns. According to this new policy, South Carolina residents...

The pool at Douthit B is the perfect place to hang out!

Crazy in Clemson: Best date night spots on campus

Sydney Smith, Head Minion April 1, 2025

If you and your partner are looking to spice up your on-campus relationship, I have the perfect ideas for you. If you are wanting some quiet time, the second floor of the library is perfect for getting...

Fulfilling every theater kid’s dream, the Clemson Players have decided to open the fall 2025 semester with a rendition of the popular Broadway musical “Hamilton.”

Clemson football team to perform Broadway’s Hamilton this fall

Alyssa Dolina, Goon April 1, 2025

Fulfilling every theater kid’s dream, the Clemson Players have decided to open the fall 2025 semester with a rendition of the popular Broadway musical “Hamilton.” Surprisingly, the Clemson Players...

As of March 32, the Clemson Po-po will enforce Transportation Security Administration tactics at the entrance of every bar in downtown Clemson.

Clemson Po-po enforces TSA security at all downtown bars

Sammy Sirover, Minion April 1, 2025

As of March 32, the Clemson Po-po will enforce Transportation Security Administration tactics at the entrance of every bar in downtown Clemson. The o-po believed that it was in the best interest of...

On Sunday, TD’s of Clemson announced that they have officially banned Carrie Underwood’s song “Before He Cheats” from their karaoke list.

TD’s bans ‘Before He Cheats’ from karaoke following 22 performances in one night

E-Money, Balls Reporter April 1, 2025

On Sunday, TD’s of Clemson announced that they have officially banned Carrie Underwood’s song “Before He Cheats” from their karaoke list. The decision was made after the night prior when DJ...

A third lane will be added to Tiger Boulevard in the name of chicken.

Tiger Boulevard to add a third lane to accomodate Chick-fil-A traffic

Emery, Ass. Lies Editor April 1, 2025

In an attempt to prevent Tiger Boulevard from becoming a full-time parking lot of ravenous Chick-fil-A enthusiasts, the Clemson City Council has approved the construction of a dedicated Chick-fil-A drive-thru...

Johnstone Hall will be demolished immediately after its construction, then reconstructed exactly the same, just shifted four feet to the left.

Clemson pre-approves renovations of buildings currently under construction

Hatt Merrick, 100% Telling the Truth I Swear April 1, 2025

This past Sunday, the Clemson board of trumpets unanimously voted to authorize renovations of campus locations that are currently under construction. Current projects will be completed according to...

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