Thoughts from a Bookworm: ‘Two Campuses, Two Hearts’

Caroline James Warner, Head Minion • April 1, 2025

Spring’s most anticipated romance novel will finally...

Clemson to add ‘How to Find a Parking Spot’ as a 3-credit course

Journey Doyle, Goon • April 1, 2025

In a ‘fiercely forward’ move to address the campuswide...

Clemson baseball splits to join Banana Ball Championship League

Jack Goff, Ball Knower • April 1, 2025

As the college baseball season kicks into high gear,...

Downtown bouncers allowed to walk-on Clemson football team

Dill Pickett, Non-Ball Truther • April 1, 2025

In a bold and unprecedented move, the Clemson University...

Clemson curriculum to rely entirely on AI beginning next semester

Drew-O-Matic, He Doesn’t Even Go Here • April 1, 2025

Come fall 2025, Clemson University will become a college...

The Kitten should be the only news outlet in the press pool

Lexus Texas, Professional Liar • April 1, 2025

The Blue House has recently decided that it should...

Scheffy to enter landmark in-house transfer portal, handle different balls

Hockey Girl, Ass. Balls Editor • April 1, 2025

Clemson basketball star Ian Schieffeline’s name has...

From the Dictator’s Desk: The Kitten is South Carolina’s best newspaper

Blockalicious Blockysaurus, Blocky-in-Chief • April 1, 2025

You may not realize it yet, but you, dear reader, are...

Clemson set to face East High School in postseason scrimmage

Luke Clean Shaven, Ass. Balls Editor • April 1, 2025

Clemson University has announced that its men's basketball...

Melly Villy set to headline Super Bowl 60 halftime show

Michelangelo, Sucks Balls • April 1, 2025

Melly Villy has quickly become an icon in Clemson within...

Football lottery tickets to be based on home state

Popstarpepe, Balls Reporter • April 1, 2025

In a shocking move, IPTAY has announced that Clemson...

Crazy in Clemson: Best date night spots on campus

Sydney Smith, Head Minion • April 1, 2025

If you and your partner are looking to spice up your...