Felt confident about calc,
But it didn’t add up.
Wrote an essay for English,
With no sites as back up.
Even almost slept through class,
And for tea, I’m so thankful
Wish I could say, “Thank you” to Starbucks
‘Cause their lattes are angels
One taught me math
One taught me grammar
And one taught me chem
Now, I’m so enamored
I’ve passed and I’ve failed
Changed my own GPA
So, look what I got
Check out this 3.8
And for that, I say
Thank you, next (x3)
I’m so fuckin’ grateful for this test
Thank you, next (x3)
Spend more time with the books
Underline and highlight
Plus, do some examples
It’ll make my grade alright.
I know they say free time’s important
But so is my grade
‘Cause I need a C
Or goodbye GPA
I learned ‘bout notes
I learned to study
How I handle sleep
Well, that’s pretty cruddy (yeah, pretty cruddy)
I’ve passed and I’ve failed
Changed my own GPA
It’s not forever
But grades do matter, and for that, I say
Thank you, next (x3)
I’m so fuckin’ grateful for this test
Thank you, next (x3)
I’m so fuckin’ grateful for this test
Thank you, next (x3)
One day I’ll walk ‘cross the stage
Shake hands with an alumn’
I’ll be thanking gen eds
‘Cause I grew from the boredom
I only graduate once, okay
Gon’ make that shit last
God forbid something happens
Least last week I got smashed (got super smashed)
I’ve got so much orange
Got so much purple
I’ve learned for four years
My degree’s a pearl, yeah
I’ve passed and I’ve failed
Changed my own GPA
But now I’m no student
Lookin’ for a job now
And for that, I’ll say
Thank you, next (x3)
I’m so fuckin’ grateful for this test
Thank you, next (x3)
I’m so fuckin’ grateful for this test
Thank you, next (x6)