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Clemson baseball is going bananas!

Clemson baseball splits to join Banana Ball Championship League

Jack Goff, Ball Knower April 1, 2025

As the college baseball season kicks into high gear, The Kitten has learned that Clemson Baseball is leaving the ACC. Starting next year, the Tigers will be playing in the all-new Banana Ball Championship...

Attention all bouncers at bars downtown like Roar! Take your talents of pushing people out of bars to the next level by walking onto the Clemson football team!

Downtown bouncers allowed to walk-on Clemson football team

Dill Pickett, Non-Ball Truther April 1, 2025

In a bold and unprecedented move, the Clemson University football team has announced that it will now accept bouncers as walk-ons, sparking controversy and excitement among fans, students and critics alike. "Football...

Clemson forward Sheffy will now move his talents to the football team.

Scheffy to enter landmark in-house transfer portal, handle different balls

Hockey Girl, Ass. Balls Editor April 1, 2025

Clemson basketball star Ian Schieffeline’s name has made waves within the Clemson community recently, but not for the reason you think. Starting in the 2025-26 season, Sheeffeelin will make his Clemson...

The East High School Wildcats will be coming to town to face the Clemson basketball team after the Tigers' 2024/25 season.

Clemson set to face East High School in postseason scrimmage

Luke Clean Shaven, Ass. Balls Editor April 1, 2025

Clemson University has announced that its men's basketball team will play the East High School Wildcats in a postseason scrimmage. The matchup will showcase a full 40-minute basketball game and many performances...

Clemson lecturer Melly Villy will be taking his talents to Santa Clara, California, next February for the Super Bowl halftime show next season.

Melly Villy set to headline Super Bowl 60 halftime show

Michelangelo, Sucks Balls April 1, 2025

Melly Villy has quickly become an icon in Clemson within the past year — but now he’s hit the mainstream and will be performing at Super Bowl 60 next year in Santa Clara, California. His claim to...

IPTAY has announced that Clemson students will now be ranked for lottery football tickets by state, screwing the whole state of New Jersey.

Football lottery tickets to be based on home state

Popstarpepe, Balls Reporter April 1, 2025

In a shocking move, IPTAY has announced that Clemson football tickets for the upcoming season will be distributed based solely on students' hometowns. According to this new policy, South Carolina residents...

The truth was always there, hiding in plain sight, waiting for the right nose to sniff it out.

How Howard’s Rock was stolen—then sniffed out by campus celebrity dog

The Underminer, Ass. Balls Editor April 1, 2025

The truth was always there, hiding in plain sight, waiting for the right nose to sniff it out. For five years, Clemson football has been built on a lie. A counterfeit. An imposter. Howard’s Rock was...

Sabrina Carpenter was recently seen around the Allen N. Reeves Football Complex, where she has been speculated to be in a relationship with a Clemson football player.

Pop star Sabrina Carpenter seen at Clemson football facilities

Juno, Wattpad Fan Fiction Writer April 1, 2025

After a recent breakup with actor Barry Keoghan, Sabrina Carpenter has been seen moving on to better things. Despite the fact that she is on a world tour for her newest album, Short n' Sweet, on her off...

Clemson United head coach Mike Noonan is so good at his job that the big leagues are now trying to poach him; pictured at the National Championship in December talking with Cristiano Ronaldo, who flew out just to watch him coach.

Clemson United coach receives interest from European soccer clubs

Griggin Garfield, Ass Balls Editor April 1, 2024

Following his recent success at the American collegiate level, rumors are swirling that Clemson United head coach Mike Noonan has begun receiving interest from several professional European clubs. Thanks...

Clemson head coach Dabo Swinney is ready to use the transfer portal for his program after being against the excessive use throughout his career.

Dabo is ‘all in’ on the transfer portal

Jose Zarrapoopie, Groupie #8 April 1, 2024

Ever since the introduction of the transfer portal in October 2018, many major collegiate athletic programs have pivoted to prioritize this method of acquiring players. Clemson has infamously not been...

Thanks to his petite 6-foot-1, 230-pound frame, running back Phil Mafah has been tabbed as a specialist for the future men's gymnastics team.

Clemson announces inaugural men’s gymnastics team

Kylie Brochard, Sucks Balls April 1, 2024

The Clemson athletic department has announced its intention to establish a men’s gymnastics program following the success of the women’s team this year. This establishment would be the 16th NCAA...

Littlejohn Coliseum is set to host the gladiator-style brawl between Clemson and the University of Second Choice.

Coaches gladiator brawl to settle SC rivalry once and for all

Post Malone, Sucks Balls April 1, 2024

One of the best in-state rivalries in college sports is finally going to be settled once and for all: the legendary battle between Clemson and the University of Second Choice. This will be determined not...

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