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Clemson announces plans to turn Littlejohn Coliseum into an ice rink

Kelli Blahblah, Senior Balls • March 30, 2023

Following the Clemson men’s basketball team’s second consecutive season without a tournament appearance, the University has announced plans to renovate Littlejohn Coliseum to accommodate a...

USC Satellite Campuses to be renamed after Clemson takeover

Alex G Calerney III, Ass Shit Editor • March 30, 2023

After the announcement of Clemson’s takeover of USC, new names were released for USC’s satellite campuses. USC Upstate will be renamed Clemson: Murderburg; USC Aiken will be renamed Clemson:...

TimeOutside: Outdoor clocks in Clemson area

Alex G Calerney III, Ass Shit Editor • March 30, 2023

The Clemson area is known for its wonderful outdoor timepieces, and this week we’ll be taking a look at some of the finest examples of public chronometers in the region. Old Main Clock Tower This...

CUPD to rebrand as Paw Patrol

Alex G Calerney III, Ass Shit Editor • March 30, 2023

Clemson University Police Department has announced that they will rebrand as Clemson Paw Patrol into a nicer, gentler image for a force infamous for their MIP brutality. They also stated that all on-duty...

Tiger’s Two Cents: April 1st

Granny Lucifer//News Editor Natalie Pecker//Porncaster Editor • March 30, 2023

Do you have any advice for what to wear to a spring formal? Spring formals are always so fun! But, they can be a challenge to dress for, especially if it’s hot outside. I would suggest trying to...

Braden Galloway and Mackenzie Grimsley to hold second wedding ceremony in Death Valley

G-Bomb Gebroni, Ass Balls Editor • March 30, 2023

Death Valley will be draped in white this weekend for the second wedding of former Clemson tight end Braden Galloway and influencer Mackenzie Grimsley, both recent alumni of the University.The couple,...

From the Editor’s Desk: Use Instagram reels instead, for America

David Ferrara, Title-in-Chief • March 30, 2023

As congressional leaders, the media and your unhinged uncle talk about banning TikTok to stop the Chinese from spying on us, we all need to do our part to help our nation. But thanks to social media and...

Littlejohn to be expanded to Bigjohn

Alex G Calerney III, Ass Shit Editor • March 30, 2023

Athletic Director Grum Nuff recently announced the expansion of the Littlejohn Coliseum. “After this record-breaking season, we are really excited to build on the work of our great athletes,”...

Deshaun Watson returns to Clemson amid struggle to find new home in the NFL

Grack O’Donel, Senior Bullshitter • April 1, 2022

In a stunning move, Deshaun Watson has announced his return to Death Valley for the 2022 season. After failing to win a Super Bowl with the Houston Texans, Watson has his sights set on a second National...

Coming soon to Clemson+

Sydney Olsen, Local Nobody • April 1, 2022

A 50% pledge to IPTAY is all that’s required to access Clemson’s new streaming service, Clemson+! With the launch, IPTAY, originally “I Pay Ten A Year,” has rebranded as “I...

Sean Kingston to enroll at Clemson

Emily Reichard, Professional Stalker • April 1, 2022

Kingston announced on social media Monday that he will be enrolling as a student at Clemson University in fall 2022. In an Instagram post, Kingston captioned a photograph taken by Katie Bradham, “There...

Towing companies are doing you a favor

David Ferrara, Enema-in-Chief • April 1, 2022

Imagine this: it’s a beautiful, Clemson morning. You wake up at your friend’s place after a long night of bible study. After walking outside to retrieve your car, you find that Death Valley...