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Braden Galloway and Mackenzie Grimsley to hold second wedding ceremony in Death Valley

G-Bomb Gebroni, Ass Balls Editor • March 30, 2023

Death Valley will be draped in white this weekend for the second wedding of former Clemson tight end Braden Galloway and influencer Mackenzie Grimsley, both recent alumni of the University.The couple,...

From the Editor’s Desk: Use Instagram reels instead, for America

David Ferrara, Title-in-Chief • March 30, 2023

As congressional leaders, the media and your unhinged uncle talk about banning TikTok to stop the Chinese from spying on us, we all need to do our part to help our nation. But thanks to social media and...

Littlejohn to be expanded to Bigjohn

Alex G Calerney III, Ass Shit Editor • March 30, 2023

Athletic Director Grum Nuff recently announced the expansion of the Littlejohn Coliseum. “After this record-breaking season, we are really excited to build on the work of our great athletes,”...

Definitive list on the best and worst places to meet people downtown

Granny Lucifer//News Editor • March 30, 2023

Best: Tiger Town Tavern. This is definitively the best place to meet new people downtown. Is it the best place to meet people, period? No. But it’s significantly better than the rest of the places...

DJ Uiagalelei seeks to return to Death Valley

Kylie Brochard, Senior Balls • March 30, 2023

Former starting quarterback DJ Uiagalelei is seeking his old spot on the Tigers' roster following his transfer to Oregon State.Uiagileli announced his move to the Beavers last December following widespread...

Football tickets to be awarded by GPA

Alex G Calerney III, Ass Shit Editior • March 30, 2023

Big changes are coming to the way student football tickets are awarded for this fall semester, just as has been the case for the past decade.The lottery system will stay; however, entries will now be based...

Field of dreams: A concrete solution

Kylie Tutterrow, Asst. Outlook Editor • March 30, 2023

Clemson University has quite enough natural beauty as is, but a new concrete-based landscape is just what we need. Paving Bowman Field would create an abundance of possibilities that it does not currently...

Clemson football announces Real Housewives of Death Valley series premiere

Blake Mauro, Associate Editor • March 30, 2023

We obviously all miss Trevor Lawrence, Braden Galloway and Darien Rencher on the field, especially after the past few seasons, but not as much as we miss their arm candy and their show-stopping game-day...

Sean Kingston to enroll at Clemson

Emily Reichard, Professional Stalker • April 1, 2022

Kingston announced on social media Monday that he will be enrolling as a student at Clemson University in fall 2022. In an Instagram post, Kingston captioned a photograph taken by Katie Bradham, “There...

Towing companies are doing you a favor

David Ferrara, Enema-in-Chief • April 1, 2022

Imagine this: it’s a beautiful, Clemson morning. You wake up at your friend’s place after a long night of bible study. After walking outside to retrieve your car, you find that Death Valley...

PJ Hall transfers to South Carolina

Kevin Cook, Reliable Reporter • April 1, 2022

After solidifying himself as the Tigers’ most consistent player, sophomore center PJ Hall is transferring to rival South Carolina in one of the most shocking moves in Clemson men’s basketball...

Top five crimes of spring 2022

Garrett Kent, Local Nobody • April 1, 2022

5. What even is money? On March 7, a member of the community is alleged to have committed “financial transaction card fraud” of greater than $500. This is considered an active case. 4. DUI...