Clemson football team to perform Broadway’s Hamilton this fall

Alyssa Dolina, Goon • April 1, 2025

Fulfilling every theater kid’s dream, the Clemson...

Clemson Po-po enforces TSA security at all downtown bars

Sammy Sirover, Minion • April 1, 2025

As of March 32, the Clemson Po-po will enforce Transportation...

TD’s bans ‘Before He Cheats’ from karaoke following 22 performances in one night

E-Money, Balls Reporter • April 1, 2025

On Sunday, TD’s of Clemson announced that they have...

Tiger Boulevard to add a third lane to accomodate Chick-fil-A traffic

Emery, Ass. Lies Editor • April 1, 2025

In an attempt to prevent Tiger Boulevard from becoming...

Clemson pre-approves renovations of buildings currently under construction

Hatt Merrick, 100% Telling the Truth I Swear • April 1, 2025

This past Sunday, the Clemson board of trumpets unanimously...

Clemson student finds meth lab in Strom Thurmond basement

Lexus Texas, Professional Liar • April 1, 2025

A Clemson student discovered a secret meth lab in the...

President Shrump appoints Clemson’s naked man Secretary of Transportation

Mercedes Dubberly, Associate Bitch • April 1, 2025

A Clemson man who was arrested last August for assaulting...

Tiger Briefs: All about underwear

Caroline Sophomore and Poot Lovato • April 1, 2025

Tighty Whities Tighty whities, also known as the male...

Death Valley to be converted to hill-style stadium

Juliana Coates, Senior Reporter • April 1, 2024

Out of all the rites of passage that a Clemson student...