Clemson student finds meth lab in Strom Thurmond basement

Lexus Texas, Professional Liar • April 1, 2025

A Clemson student discovered a secret meth lab in the...

President Shrump appoints Clemson’s naked man Secretary of Transportation

Mercedes Dubberly, Associate Bitch • April 1, 2025

A Clemson man who was arrested last August for assaulting...

Tiger Briefs: All about underwear

Caroline Sophomore and Poot Lovato • April 1, 2025

Tighty Whities Tighty whities, also known as the male...

Clemson to construct water park in place of vacant Reflection Pond

Ava Slay, Doesn’t Even Go Here • April 1, 2025

Clemson Prez JP Clemdog announced on March 32 that...

City police lowers drinking age in downtown bars to 18

Popstarpepe, Groupie #8 • April 1, 2024

The city of Clemson Police Department has decided to...

Cooper Library shut down after Ghostbusters search haunted first floor

Sparky Parky, Professional Liar • April 1, 2024

Due to a recent resurgence in stories of formerly possessed...

All Clemson students to receive Stanleys

Juliana Coates, Professional Liar • April 1, 2024

As part of Clemson’s recent efforts to promote campuswide...

Clemson to add College of Gen Z

Blakers Mauro, Mommy-in-Chief • April 1, 2024

In hopes of graduating the most “straight fire”...

Clemson to revert back to red and blue colors

Mariah Jordan, Orange Hater • April 1, 2024

Aren't you tired of that orange and purple? If your...

Fake News Briefs

Josiah Sullivan, Senior Reporter • April 1, 2024

Tendy Tuesday to become Gamecock Tuesday Due to...

The Tiger to move into Clemson football facility

Luke Goatee, Ass Balls Editor • April 1, 2024

Clemson University has announced that the Allen N....

Watt Center roof to become an electric disco strip club

Kat Pugh, Professional Liar • April 1, 2024

The Board of Trumpets approved funding for converting...