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Brevin Galloway suffers traumatic testicular injury (again)

Griggin Garfield, Senior Balls • March 30, 2023

Last weekend, the Clemson men’s basketball team announced that guard Brevin Galloway re-injured his testicles and will undergo surgery later this week. Despite this specific injury being quite rare,...

Clemson announces plans to turn Littlejohn Coliseum into an ice rink

Kelli Blahblah, Senior Balls • March 30, 2023

Following the Clemson men’s basketball team’s second consecutive season without a tournament appearance, the University has announced plans to renovate Littlejohn Coliseum to accommodate a...

USC Satellite Campuses to be renamed after Clemson takeover

Alex G Calerney III, Ass Shit Editor • March 30, 2023

After the announcement of Clemson’s takeover of USC, new names were released for USC’s satellite campuses. USC Upstate will be renamed Clemson: Murderburg; USC Aiken will be renamed Clemson:...

TimeOutside: Outdoor clocks in Clemson area

Alex G Calerney III, Ass Shit Editor • March 30, 2023

The Clemson area is known for its wonderful outdoor timepieces, and this week we’ll be taking a look at some of the finest examples of public chronometers in the region. Old Main Clock Tower This...

CUPD to rebrand as Paw Patrol

Alex G Calerney III, Ass Shit Editor • March 30, 2023

Clemson University Police Department has announced that they will rebrand as Clemson Paw Patrol into a nicer, gentler image for a force infamous for their MIP brutality. They also stated that all on-duty...

Tiger’s Two Cents: April 1st

Granny Lucifer//News Editor Natalie Pecker//Porncaster Editor • March 30, 2023

Do you have any advice for what to wear to a spring formal? Spring formals are always so fun! But, they can be a challenge to dress for, especially if it’s hot outside. I would suggest trying to...

Braden Galloway and Mackenzie Grimsley to hold second wedding ceremony in Death Valley

G-Bomb Gebroni, Ass Balls Editor • March 30, 2023

Death Valley will be draped in white this weekend for the second wedding of former Clemson tight end Braden Galloway and influencer Mackenzie Grimsley, both recent alumni of the University.The couple,...

From the Editor’s Desk: Use Instagram reels instead, for America

David Ferrara, Title-in-Chief • March 30, 2023

As congressional leaders, the media and your unhinged uncle talk about banning TikTok to stop the Chinese from spying on us, we all need to do our part to help our nation. But thanks to social media and...

Littlejohn to be expanded to Bigjohn

Alex G Calerney III, Ass Shit Editor • March 30, 2023

Athletic Director Grum Nuff recently announced the expansion of the Littlejohn Coliseum. “After this record-breaking season, we are really excited to build on the work of our great athletes,”...

Definitive list on the best and worst places to meet people downtown

Granny Lucifer//News Editor • March 30, 2023

Best: Tiger Town Tavern. This is definitively the best place to meet new people downtown. Is it the best place to meet people, period? No. But it’s significantly better than the rest of the places...

DJ Uiagalelei seeks to return to Death Valley

Kylie Brochard, Senior Balls • March 30, 2023

Former starting quarterback DJ Uiagalelei is seeking his old spot on the Tigers' roster following his transfer to Oregon State.Uiagileli announced his move to the Beavers last December following widespread...

Football tickets to be awarded by GPA

Alex G Calerney III, Ass Shit Editior • March 30, 2023

Big changes are coming to the way student football tickets are awarded for this fall semester, just as has been the case for the past decade.The lottery system will stay; however, entries will now be based...