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The Tiger

Right now, the future sand pit that should definitely happen looks so sad, missing all of its sand castles.

We need to keep the Reflection Pond dry

Nevhar Wron, Facts Editor April 1, 2025

I’m sure by now you’ve heard the “amazing” plan that the Reflection Pond is going to turn into a water park. Personally, I think this is an awful idea. What we need is a pit. Now, I’m sure...

An amusement park is something that we are sorely missing on campus, it would make our lives so much more fun.

An amusement park on campus will fix your problems

Kesrej Eloc, Spreader of Flasehoods April 1, 2025

The lack of accessible attractions within walking distance of campus is detrimental to the Clemson experience. It makes me just so darn mad, so the University needs to spice things up. An idea that may...

Milk is the perfect beverage to enjoy at a hot baseball game.

The only thing that would make baseball better is milk

Nehvar Wron, Facts Editor April 1, 2025

I know we’re all thinking it. It's so unfair that all those students over 21 will soon be able to drink beer at Clemson baseball games, thanks to the new beer garden. I don’t know why Clemson didn’t...

The perfect way to deal with all parking problems is with eggs.

An eggcellent way to deal with those nasty ticket-givers

Jicole Nordan, Instigator April 1, 2025

Clemson University students have had enough, and we should make it known by deciding to egg Parking and Transportation Services. Fed up with the constant parking tickets, the perpetual game of “find...

The Kitten should be the only news outlet in the press pool

Lexus Texas, Professional Liar April 1, 2025

The Blue House has recently decided that it should eliminate a number of news outlets reporting on current issues within the country. Amidst this turmoil in the press pool, I believe the Kitten is the...

The Kitten is clearly the best newspaper in this state. How could I be wrong, with this very official certificate as proof?

From the Dictator’s Desk: The Kitten is South Carolina’s best newspaper

Blockalicious Blockysaurus, Blocky-in-Chief April 1, 2025

You may not realize it yet, but you, dear reader, are currently holding South Carolina’s best newspaper: The Kitten. What makes The Kitten the top newspaper in the state, out of all the other collegiate...

Creating flat land in areas such as the Douthit steps would be a much-appreciated change to campus.

There’s something in these hills, hopefully cement

Olweis Wright, Facts Editor April 1, 2024

Clemson’s charm and culture since its founding have seemed to revolve around its natural beauty and rolling hills. In fact, one of Clemson’s most well-known slogans is “There’s something in these...

The Tiger is fed up with the complaining of students under the rouse of asking for advice.

Tiger’s Last Straw: ‘How do I cope with finding out my friend is not who I thought they were?’

Olweis Wright, Facts Editor April 1, 2024

“How do I cope with finding out my friend is not who I thought they were?” A student who obviously doesn’t have common sense or the personality to make any actual friends of value. And you know...

Person holds a wing from a recently sacrificed gamecock.

Let’s sacrifice gamecocks before sporting events

Kecp Eilatan, Communist April 1, 2024

We need to stop giving credit to the glorified chicken that is the University of South Carolina’s Gamecock mascot, namely the second-best USC in the country. Since we consistently embarrass our rivals...

Students are sick and tired of the hassle of parking at Clemson.

Clemson needs valet parking

Madison Akers, Asst. Facts Editor April 1, 2024

I think we can all agree that Clemson parking is really bad. In fact, some might even go as far as to say that it’s gotten worse each semester. With so much construction around campus and the closing...

The AP Stylebook, along with English grammar rules, are pointless.

Blocky: Time to throw out our grammar rules

Blockasaurus Blocky, Blocky Chief April 1, 2024

As I was sitting a few weeks ago, editing countless articles for our print edition, I found myself making the same corrections over and over …. and over again. Capitalizations seemed random, commas were...

Imagine the endless possibilities the state would have if it changed its name and image to that of Clemson. This includes but is not limited to, Jim Clements as governor.

Being a Carolina is so last year

Olweis Wright, Facts Editor April 1, 2024

There is no contest or question when it comes to the argument of which school is the best university in South Carolina. Clemson is always the true winner, so why is it fair that the University of South...

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