From the Cat’s Desk: Put felines in charge

KitKat, Cat-in-Chief • April 1, 2026

Sometimes it feels like all anyone does is complain...

Let’s face it, Columbia is so much better than Clemson

NateDAWGGG, Professional Narc • April 1, 2026

The one debate that comes up every November when Clemson...

Masterful tips and tricks to make your next date fall insanely in love with you

Evil Cole Jersek, Spreader of Falsehoods • April 1, 2026

In an ever-changing world, some things remain constant...

Let’s stop playing around and fix our parking with toy cars

Neve Rwron, Head Instigator • April 1, 2026

Our beloved Clemson University has long struggled with...

Students want more worthwhile majors

Rea Elle Kneuws, Horizontalist • April 1, 2026

Clemson University has missed vital student markets....

The missing ingredient in dining halls: Chicken dinosaur nuggets

John Hammond Jr., Nugget Expert • April 1, 2026

It is often said that there aren't any good food options...

Clemson needs a new mascot: The chicken

Parislover917, Professional Liar • April 1, 2026

It’s time we address the real issue at Clemson University....

We need to keep the Reflection Pond dry

Nevhar Wron, Facts Editor • April 1, 2025

I’m sure by now you’ve heard the “amazing”...

An amusement park on campus will fix your problems

Kesrej Eloc, Spreader of Flasehoods • April 1, 2025

The lack of accessible attractions within walking distance...

The only thing that would make baseball better is milk

Nehvar Wron, Facts Editor • April 1, 2025

I know we’re all thinking it. It's so unfair that...

An eggcellent way to deal with those nasty ticket-givers

Jicole Nordan, Instigator • April 1, 2025

Clemson University students have had enough, and we...

The Kitten should be the only news outlet in the press pool

Lexus Texas, Professional Liar • April 1, 2025

The Blue House has recently decided that it should...