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CUPD installs breathalyzers on Greek Quad

Alex G Calerney III, Ass Shit Editor • March 30, 2023

The Clemson University Police Department recently announced that they would be installing breathalyzers at the entrances to all dorms on the Greek Quad. The dorms’ doors will be equipped with small...

Brevin Galloway suffers traumatic testicular injury (again)

Griggin Garfield, Senior Balls • March 30, 2023

Last weekend, the Clemson men’s basketball team announced that guard Brevin Galloway re-injured his testicles and will undergo surgery later this week. Despite this specific injury being quite rare,...

Top 5 crimes

Garrett Kent, Shit Reporter • March 30, 2023

5. Pointing and presenting firearm at person Definitely not the vibe. 4. Unlawful dissemination or promotion of obscenity Were they promoting that new god-awful Miley Cyrus song? 3. Moped theft Is nothing...

USC Satellite Campuses to be renamed after Clemson takeover

Alex G Calerney III, Ass Shit Editor • March 30, 2023

After the announcement of Clemson’s takeover of USC, new names were released for USC’s satellite campuses. USC Upstate will be renamed Clemson: Murderburg; USC Aiken will be renamed Clemson:...

New Park-N-Ride lot at T. Ed Garrison Arena

Alex G Calerney III, Ass Shit Editor • March 30, 2023

Clemson Parking services recently announced that they are building a new remote parking lot at the T. Ed Garrison Arena to alleviate the parking problems caused by the new Bigjohn Arena project. The new...

C-1 to be replaced with new athlete village

G-Bomb Gebroni, Ass Balls Editor • March 30, 2023

Clemson University has announced that a primary commuter lot, C-1, will begin construction to transform into a new elite athletes' village. Although parking on campus has been one of the biggest...

Clemson announces plans to turn Littlejohn Coliseum into an ice rink

Kelli Blahblah, Senior Balls • March 30, 2023

Following the Clemson men’s basketball team’s second consecutive season without a tournament appearance, the University has announced plans to renovate Littlejohn Coliseum to accommodate a...

TimeOutside: Outdoor clocks in Clemson area

Alex G Calerney III, Ass Shit Editor • March 30, 2023

The Clemson area is known for its wonderful outdoor timepieces, and this week we’ll be taking a look at some of the finest examples of public chronometers in the region. Old Main Clock Tower This...

Tiger’s Two Cents: April 1st

Granny Lucifer//News Editor Natalie Pecker//Porncaster Editor • March 30, 2023

Do you have any advice for what to wear to a spring formal? Spring formals are always so fun! But, they can be a challenge to dress for, especially if it’s hot outside. I would suggest trying to...

Braden Galloway and Mackenzie Grimsley to hold second wedding ceremony in Death Valley

G-Bomb Gebroni, Ass Balls Editor • March 30, 2023

Death Valley will be draped in white this weekend for the second wedding of former Clemson tight end Braden Galloway and influencer Mackenzie Grimsley, both recent alumni of the University.The couple,...

Littlejohn to be expanded to Bigjohn

Alex G Calerney III, Ass Shit Editor • March 30, 2023

Athletic Director Grum Nuff recently announced the expansion of the Littlejohn Coliseum. “After this record-breaking season, we are really excited to build on the work of our great athletes,”...

DJ Uiagalelei seeks to return to Death Valley

Kylie Brochard, Senior Balls • March 30, 2023

Former starting quarterback DJ Uiagalelei is seeking his old spot on the Tigers' roster following his transfer to Oregon State.Uiagileli announced his move to the Beavers last December following widespread...