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The Tiger

With the drinking age downtown changed to 18, all Clemson students will be able to indulge in sweet treats downtown.

City police lowers drinking age in downtown bars to 18

Popstarpepe, Groupie #8 April 1, 2024

The city of Clemson Police Department has decided to change the legal drinking age in all local downtown Clemson bars to 18 years old. After various complaints from Mr. Wein regarding the loss of profit,...

The first floor has been haunted due to student nightmares of exams and late nights.

Cooper Library shut down after Ghostbusters search haunted first floor

Sparky Parky, Professional Liar April 1, 2024

Due to a recent resurgence in stories of formerly possessed students, Clemson has shut down Cooper Library so the Ghostbusters can investigate paranormal activity on the basement floor. The basement...

The Stanley cups will be Clemson focused.

All Clemson students to receive Stanleys

Juliana Coates, Professional Liar April 1, 2024

As part of Clemson’s recent efforts to promote campuswide sustainability, all students will now be receiving Stanley tumbler cups upon enrolling at the University. “We are committed to delivering...

The new College of Gen Z will have classes on getting zooted and shotgunning.

Clemson to add College of Gen Z

Blakers Mauro, Mommy-in-Chief April 1, 2024

In hopes of graduating the most “straight fire” student population, Clemson announced the opening of the College of Generation Z on March 32. Seminars offered in the new college include GENZ 1010:...

Clemson is ditching orange and purple, hopefully for good.

Clemson to revert back to red and blue colors

Mariah Jordan, Orange Hater April 1, 2024

Aren't you tired of that orange and purple? If your answer is yes, there's no need to fear because Clemson University is bringing back its original school colors of red and blue.  Starting April 1,...

The CATbus is free for all riders and is offered daily.

Fake News Briefs

Josiah Sullivan, Senior Reporter April 1, 2024

Tendy Tuesday to become Gamecock Tuesday Due to a nationwide shortage of regular chicken tenders, Clemson Dining has declared that next year, Tendy Tuesday will be replaced by Gamecock Tuesday. “While...

The facility will include inspirational quotes for journalists by Rustin Jobertson.

The Tiger to move into Clemson football facility

Luke Goatee, Ass Balls Editor April 1, 2024

Clemson University has announced that the Allen N. Reeves Football Complex will be repurposed as a new office space for The Tiger. The facility is 178,000 square feet and gives The Tiger ample space for...

The Watt Family and Innovation Center is about to get quite busy during the night.

Watt Center roof to become an electric disco strip club

Kat Pugh, Professional Liar April 1, 2024

The Board of Trumpets approved funding for converting the roof of the Watt Family Innovation Center into an electric disco strip club to provide students with academic stress relief. Construction of...

Bowman Field, located in the center of campus near the building of education, is a great spot for students to study. This sunny day featured a freshly painted Tiger Paw in anticipation of the Spring Game.

Bowman to be converted to football practice facility

Alex G Calerney III, Ass Shit Editor March 30, 2023

Head coach Daddy Swindler announced on Friday that Clemson football is taking over Bowman Field and converting it into their newest practice spot. “After a disappointing last couple of seasons, it’s...

This section of the Selmon Expressway in Tampa Florida is similar to what will be built in Clemson, only Clemson's version will be bright orange.

SCDOT develops final plan for Tiger Boulevard

Corey Glenn, Ass Shit Editor March 30, 2023

Traffic on Tiger Boulevard has been a significant problem for many years, and the South Carolina Department of Transportation has devised a final solution for the problem. A new elevated freeway is set...

Clemson acquires USC as its Columbia campus

David Ferrara, Know-it-All March 30, 2023

In the interest of saving money and letting go of dead weight, the South Carolina Legislature approved a bill Thursday to consolidate the University of South Carolina into Clemson University, making the...

USC Satellite Campuses to be renamed after Clemson takeover

Alex G Calerney III, Ass Shit Editor March 30, 2023

After the announcement of Clemson’s takeover of USC, new names were released for USC’s satellite campuses. USC Upstate will be renamed Clemson: Murderburg; USC Aiken will be renamed Clemson:...

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