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Exhibit 1A: Last photo found on victim's phone.

Time Inside: Poole basement

Corey Glenn, Asst. Fake News Editor April 1, 2024

While it's often most enjoyable to be outside, sometimes the incessant sunshine and flower fragrances are just overwhelming, and you turn for refuge from the beautiful world. Seeking nothing but the...

Swifties, get ready for your supreme leader to come to Clemson to perform.

Taylor Swift comes to Tigertown

Lily Gessel, Minion April 1, 2024

It’s official: Taylor Swift is coming to Clemson. Swift’s fans, nicknamed Swifties, are known for scouring song lyrics, music videos, interviews and even red-carpet looks to find clues about her...

Imagine... Harry Styles with his arm against a doorway...

Tips for writing smutty fanfiction

Mercedes Dubberly, Asst. TitsOut Editor April 1, 2024

Are you a college student looking for a new hobby? Well, I have a proposition for you: writing smut. For those unfamiliar with the concept, fanfiction is a story written in a made-up world or alternate...

Thoughts from a bookworm

Caroline James Warner, Bookworm in-residence April 1, 2024

Dirt. Oh, look, it's the sun. Grass. Steer clear of concrete. Oh no, it's the early bird! People think every day looks the same for me, but I’m not just a worm; I’m a bookworm! And here are my thoughts. I...

The AP Stylebook, along with English grammar rules, are pointless.

Blocky: Time to throw out our grammar rules

Blockasaurus Blocky, Blocky Chief April 1, 2024

As I was sitting a few weeks ago, editing countless articles for our print edition, I found myself making the same corrections over and over …. and over again. Capitalizations seemed random, commas were...

The signature orange Gatorade coolers on the sidelines of all Clemson sporting events have recently been redesigned in light of Athletics' new contract with downtown hot spot Study Hall.

Clemson Athletics to add Study Hall’s Jetfuel to sidelines

E-money, Sucks Balls April 1, 2024

Clemson Athletics has officially partnered with Study Hall to make Jetfuel the new official drink sponsor of the Clemson Tigers, per an announcement made last week. Jetfuel has been a hit in downtown Clemson...

Say goodbye to your favorite brews this semester as Clemson downtown coffee shops try to repair the giant loss.

Coffee shortage in Clemson

Anastasia Rozakos, Minion April 1, 2024

If there is one thing that college students can count on, it’s exams and all-nighters. Thankfully, there is one magic elixir that can help it all: coffee. Coffee is the lifeblood of college students....

The Stanley cups will be Clemson focused.

All Clemson students to receive Stanleys

Juliana Coates, Professional Liar April 1, 2024

As part of Clemson’s recent efforts to promote campuswide sustainability, all students will now be receiving Stanley tumbler cups upon enrolling at the University. “We are committed to delivering...

Despite what Hollywood wants you to believe, most movies are fictional.

Movies: They’re all bad

Thomas Merzlak, General Nuisance April 1, 2024

In my capacity as this publication’s most long-winded film writer, I have viewed several movies over the last few months. I have given many of them glowing reviews, praising their formal sophistication...

Imagine the endless possibilities the state would have if it changed its name and image to that of Clemson. This includes but is not limited to, Jim Clements as governor.

Being a Carolina is so last year

Olweis Wright, Facts Editor April 1, 2024

There is no contest or question when it comes to the argument of which school is the best university in South Carolina. Clemson is always the true winner, so why is it fair that the University of South...

Swinney, pictured at a press conference the day after his chat with the infamous Tyler from Spartanburg, said, "I had some idiot go Old Testament on me, and he got an Old Testament response. Y'all print that one."

Swinney to hire Tyler from Spartanburg as motivational speaker

graciegirl1307, Balls Editor April 1, 2024

The scandal that swept the Upstate last October has resurfaced in an unexpected way — that is to say, Tyler from Spartanburg is back. Anyone who pays attention to Clemson football recalls the ill-fated...

The new College of Gen Z will have classes on getting zooted and shotgunning.

Clemson to add College of Gen Z

Blakers Mauro, Mommy-in-Chief April 1, 2024

In hopes of graduating the most “straight fire” student population, Clemson announced the opening of the College of Generation Z on March 32. Seminars offered in the new college include GENZ 1010:...

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