Students want more worthwhile majors

Rea Elle Kneuws, Horizontalist • April 1, 2026

Clemson University has missed vital student markets....

Meet the club draining the Reflection Pond

Evil Thomas Merzlak, Evil Editor • April 1, 2026

The Reflection Pond in front of R.M. Cooper Library...

Rob Rausch, Lisa Rinna to host snake-wrangling competition in Lake Hartwell

Olive Red, The Most Faithful Fairy • April 1, 2026

In the fourth season of “The Traitors US,” an unlikely...

The missing ingredient in dining halls: Chicken dinosaur nuggets

John Hammond Jr., Nugget Expert • April 1, 2026

It is often said that there aren't any good food options...

Clemson Pursuit replaced by ‘Purge-suit’ for 2026

Evil Thomas Merzlak, Evil Editor • April 1, 2026

Clemson University students are in for a shock this...

Tiger Town Tavern to leave downtown location, replace library Starbucks

CJ The Megaslayer, Doesn’t Even Go Here • April 1, 2026

A new option for a mid-study session pick-me-up is...

Secret history unearthed: 3 Clemson athletes you’ve never heard of

Kayne Fux, Archduke of Brazil • April 1, 2026

For decades, it was widely accepted that Clemson Athletics...

Downtown Clemson bar to set fire to bartenders, replace with robots

Lexus Texas, Lies Editor • April 1, 2026

Effective April 31, ROAR Clemson will fire and fully...

The Chef has returned, and he may look like a Chipotle bag

Jose Zarrapoopi, Groupie #8 • April 1, 2026

The NIL (No Idea, LOL) era has been an absolute circus....

Clemson to replace all student parking lots with more green spaces

MattGPT, Computer-Generated Slop • April 1, 2026

In an effort to alleviate concerns about limited parking...

‘An apple a day’: Clemson Athletics replaces entire medical staff with apple orchard

E Money, Local Batman • April 1, 2026

In a shocking new advancement in the field of sports...

Schilletter to Shitter: Clemson to rename dining hall to reflect poor food quality

Catherine Jones, Granddaughter of Bobby Joney • April 1, 2026

Starting April 2, Schilletter Dining Hall will no longer...