All Clemson students to receive Stanleys

Juliana Coates, Professional Liar • April 1, 2024

As part of Clemson’s recent efforts to promote campuswide...

Movies: They’re all bad

Thomas Merzlak, General Nuisance • April 1, 2024

In my capacity as this publication’s most long-winded...

Being a Carolina is so last year

Olweis Wright, Facts Editor • April 1, 2024

There is no contest or question when it comes to the...

Swinney to hire Tyler from Spartanburg as motivational speaker

graciegirl1307, Balls Editor • April 1, 2024

The scandal that swept the Upstate last October has...

Clemson to add College of Gen Z

Blakers Mauro, Mommy-in-Chief • April 1, 2024

In hopes of graduating the most “straight fire”...

Fake News Briefs

Josiah Sullivan, Senior Reporter • April 1, 2024

Tendy Tuesday to become Gamecock Tuesday Due to...

Clemson to revert back to red and blue colors

Mariah Jordan, Orange Hater • April 1, 2024

Aren't you tired of that orange and purple? If your...

The Tiger to move into Clemson football facility

Luke Goatee, Ass Balls Editor • April 1, 2024

Clemson University has announced that the Allen N....

Need a lift? Bro-peds to the rescue

Avery Cock, Lisan al Gaib • April 1, 2024

Clemson downtown, you’re in luck this Saturday. All...

Death Valley to be converted to hill-style stadium

Juliana Coates, Senior Reporter • April 1, 2024

Out of all the rites of passage that a Clemson student...

Watt Center roof to become an electric disco strip club

Kat Pugh, Professional Liar • April 1, 2024

The Board of Trumpets approved funding for converting...

Clemson introduces club cockfighting

Mercedes Dubberly, Contributor • April 1, 2023

Clemson has reintroduced one of students’ favorite...