I’m sure by now you’ve heard the “amazing” plan that the Reflection Pond is going to turn into a water park. Personally, I think this is an awful idea. What we need is a pit. Now, I’m sure...

The lack of accessible attractions within walking distance of campus is detrimental to the Clemson experience. It makes me just so darn mad, so the University needs to spice things up. An idea that may...

Due to college students’ crippling caffeine addiction and their need for sweet treats after a hard day, Dutch Bros has announced its first location in Clemson. As if there were not enough coffee shops...

I know we’re all thinking it. It's so unfair that all those students over 21 will soon be able to drink beer at Clemson baseball games, thanks to the new beer garden. I don’t know why Clemson didn’t...

Clemson Music Fest announced yesterday that eight new artists will take the place of the previous performers in an effort to raise money for people suffering from Gamecock Syndrome. Kendrick Lamar,...

Clemson University students have had enough, and we should make it known by deciding to egg Parking and Transportation Services. Fed up with the constant parking tickets, the perpetual game of “find...

Clemson fans and hip-hop listeners were shocked when Clemson’s Tiger Cub mascot surprise-dropped his debut mixtape on March 31. The diminutive feline, who has adopted the name “Lil Cubby” for his...

Spring’s most anticipated romance novel will finally hit shelves this April. “Two Campuses, Two Hearts,” co-authored by Jimmy Clemnts and Mike Amrdis, follows two students at rival universities....

In a ‘fiercely forward’ move to address the campuswide parking crisis, Clemson University has announced the launch of a new three-credit course titled PARK 3010: How to Find a Parking Spot. The course,...

As the college baseball season kicks into high gear, The Kitten has learned that Clemson Baseball is leaving the ACC. Starting next year, the Tigers will be playing in the all-new Banana Ball Championship...

In a bold and unprecedented move, the Clemson University football team has announced that it will now accept bouncers as walk-ons, sparking controversy and excitement among fans, students and critics alike. "Football...

Come fall 2025, Clemson University will become a college entirely run by artificial intelligence to ensure efficiency and cease emotional skills. First, the University will fire all human professors...